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OPSEC and Ham

For my fellow Military wives :::
OPSEC by Dr. S!
I am Sam.
Sam I am.
Do you like OPSEC and ham?
I do not get it, Sam I am.
I do not get OPSEC and ham.
We must use it here and there.
We must use it everywhere.
You CAN share it in a car.
But you CANNOT in a bar.
You CANNOT share it in a text.
You CANNOT share it at the NEX.
You CAN say it in your house.
But should NOT tell a random spouse.
You CAN say it in the shower.
But do NOT go sharing at happy hour.
DON’T make the Ombudsman sweat.
DON’T post it on the internet.
You CANNOT share it in a tweet.
That would not be very sweet.
Beware of Facebook and Myspace too.
It’s tempting to let your feelings through.
You Cannot tell it to a friend.
NOT even at the very end.
It is a privilege to know a date.
DON’T tell ANYONE or they may be late!
Oh, I get it, Sam I am.
Now I get OPSEC and ham!
I will not tell anyone.
I will keep hushed until they’re done!
I will not tell him or her.
I will not tell my dog with fur.
I will not tell my child’s teacher.
I will not tell any creature.
Thank you, THANK YOU, Sam I am.
Thank you for clearing up OPSEC and Ham!!!
{ 7 comments… add one }
  • JTook October 16, 2011, 7:37 pm

    Bwahahahah!!! LOVE THIS!!!

  • Poekitten October 16, 2011, 7:49 pm

    That’s great! Love it!

  • Cristi October 16, 2011, 8:07 pm

    Did you write this? Can I have permission to share with my squadron wives via our private e-mail list or should I post a link and hope they’ll read it for themselves?

    • Allison C October 16, 2011, 8:21 pm

      Cristi, I stole it from someone who stole it from someone who stole it from someone. I would say it is safe to share via email. 🙂

  • Brooke October 16, 2011, 9:17 pm

    I know the “Author” of this! She doesn’t mind it being shared…just doesn’t want it to be said that it was written by Dr. Seuss because of copyright infringements! 😉

  • momof12 October 17, 2011, 12:23 am

    I love Dr. Seuss! And stuff that looks like Dr. Seuss…

  • Amanda October 18, 2011, 7:36 am

    I had to Google what OPSEC meant…Yup, I’m just a civilian lol

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